Ah shit, can't write this now
Ah shit, I don't know how
Fuck it, let's play this song
Everybody sing along

I went to a gay prom, with a bunch of friends
We had loads of fun
My girlfriend threw her, bra at Joan Jett (you know "I love rock & roll")
it made, me really sad

We use to chill everyday
we'd get drunk and didn't care what people say
I didn't get why I got dirty looks
I don't know why all my girls shook
I was just chillin' with my friend
whom I'd known for days
oh my God, I think my friend is gay
oh my God, I think my friend is gay

Ah shit, can't write this now
Ah shit, I don't know how
Fuck it, let's play this song
Everybody sing along

Now she's gone after a lot of shit
We made up, broke up, same old shit
Now I sing a song, with loads of shit
Finally, I get to scream SHIT!

I got drunk on Friday night
The only thing I remember is what she said
As she pushed me on the bed
This was the fist time a BJ felt this good
When I turned on the lights my jaw hit the floor
next thing I knew I fucked a hermaphodite

Ah shit, can't write this now
Ah shit, I don't know how
Fuck it, let's play this song
Everybody sing along